Above My Paygrade is the comedy podcast for anyone who’s ever muted themselves to scream during a Teams meeting. We dive headfirst into the absurdity of corporate life—from offsite travel disasters and return-to-office guilt trips to Slack etiquette, horrible bosses, and survival tips for not looking like a total idiot in front of your coworkers.
Each episode blends satire, emotional truth, and listener-submitted cries for help into segments like “Q1: New Year, Same Bullsh!t,” “Microsoft Teams Is A Rat” and “Corporate Holiday Party Survival Guide.” It’s catharsis for the cubicle crowd, therapy for the remote warriors, and a safe space to laugh at the madness
we call work. 50% of our waking hours is spent working… that makes us cry a little..
New episodes every week. Bring your PTO requests and emotional baggage…
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Meet Your Hosts

• Speaks fluent sarcasm and Microsoft Teams
• Can identify a bad boss by tone of voice alone
• Responsible for 98% of the podcast’s emotional damage (and 100% of its sound design)
• Believes “return to office” is a hate crime
• Once produced an entire episode using only coffee, spite, and Adobe Audition
• Thinks “synergy” should be a banned word

• Thinks “Value-Add” should be taxed
• Believes ROI stands for “Really Over It”
• Responsible for 100% of the podcast’s revenue and 0% of its emotional stability
• Hates having to repeat himself
• Can turn a 3-minute ad read into a 12-minute existential crisis
• Hates having to repeat himself…. were you even listening?
• Has never met a promo code he didn’t try to make fun of








